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liltimmys:

nasfera2:

I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

yall wont trick me into listening to kpop

Kpop is ok, but the industry needs fixing. Go listen to some Swedish tunes. Det Svenska Björnstammen is great

bizarre neurodivergence things

allllltheautism:

headphones-and-tea:

h-oney-b-ones:

no-spoons-given:

authenticautistic:

goldenbonnies:

  • Nesting
  • Hoarding things
  • Taking things apart
  • Wandering
  • Shitty memory
  • Needing pressure on your body to sleep

“why are you inside the blanket”

“you don’t need that many ????”

*takes pens apart constantly*

“so you mean to tell me you go to town to walk around the shops and that’s it?”

*in a familiar area* “where to ____” “idk sorry”

*tries to balance weighted lap pad on my shoulder as I sleep*

Fucking mood

We’re all just confused, vaguely nomadic dragons

I support this theory!

Reblog if you’re a confused, vaguely nomadic dragon, too

Breaking the fourth wall

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: our changeling warlock changed his form to look like a seasoned War veteran with an extremely scarred up physique
Me (a chaotic neutral bard): I want to tell him he looks like he was hit by a truck, even though trucks don’t exist in this world.
DM: ……
DM: roll for psychic damage
Me: what
DM: roll
Me: *rolls a 4*
DM: as soon as the words leave your mouth, you were overcome with a terrible migraine, almost as if what you said broke the laws of reality. You take 4 psychic damage and you have disadvantage on your next turn.
Me: *quietly* worth it…

A bad word

yourplayersaidwhat:

This didn’t happen during a game, but it did take place in my party’s group chat, so it’s DnD related technically. My favorite interaction we’ve had.

Me, wizard: I’m gonna say a bad word
F
Frick

Monk: Why? Who in their right mind created a list of things that are considered bad words?

Fighter: *Gif of someone saying “DOUBLE FRICK!”*

Sorcerer: Hey!!! This is a holy chat. Watch your fucking mouths

DM: A curse word in my goddamned motherfucking christian chat. Listen here you piece of fuck go shit yourself

Sorcerer: *Gif of people bowing down* I’m sorry god

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